Department of Sacred and Secular Relics
The Department of Sacred and Secular Relics jealously guards famous and infamous relics,
both Christian and non-Christian. These relics can used at times to stop processes accidentally triggered by the sometimes clumsy staff of the
Department of Demonology. There is nothing as effective as a crucifixion nail
for sending a vampire back where he came from.
The Tabot will show you that while the Ethiopians of Axum think they
possess the Ark of the Covenant, it is in fact devoid of all content.
The reliquary of St Timothy was saved from the organised destruction
of the French Revolution. When the Lance of Longinus fell into the wrong hands,
it ended up costing millions of lives.
Clearly, it is better to keep it under lock and key here.
and crucifixion nail (?)
- Lance of Longinus
- Reliquary of
St Timothy (a disciple of St Paul, bishop of Ephesus, died in 94